Saturday, October 17, 2009

Disaster Dish on a Date!!!


Well2...this should be an interesting post...I read about this article entitled "Don't Order That!" in the newspaper,Malaysian Today like ages ago.I've been wanting to write on this post for quite sometime but didn't get the opportunity to do so...Huhu..So here it comes...

BANG!!!

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DISASTER DISH ON A DATE


Have you ever wonder when suddenly in the middle of a date, your date looks at you and gives you this lovely sweet smile(You think she's giving you a sign that she loves you), or she chuckles(You think she thinks you're cute) or when she gives you the goofy look(you think she's just fooling around to get your attention). Boy oh boy,you might be getting the wrong message here...

In reality,she is disgusted by covering it up with a smirk.Turns out to be,you have a chili on your teeth.Howoe, how embarrassing...You know guys, on a date,the girl will be taking notice of everything, our dressing, how much hair gel we put on,our facial appearance(clean shaved or rugged look) and not forgetting what kind of food we eat and how we eat it.Girls girls...always focusing on the most inconspicuous details.Sigh...

I won't be talking generally on what a guy should or should not do for an ideal date.Instead, I would like to focus on what a guy should not order on a date..What a person order on a date can determine whether the date will end in a catastrophe or a success.Like seriously....

So sit back and relax...let me enlighten you all with the TOP 10 food faux pas you all might have never imagined.These food faux pas might give off negative impressions of being a cheapskate, a braggart, a person without proper etiquette or just simply of disgusting habits...

Countdown jom!!!


10. Food coming out from Mcd's kitchen
You have got to be kidding me to even think of going on a date at Mcd.Please don't get urself tagged with the word cheapskate and not romantic.Not only that,the food we eat at mcd is not healthy,plus eating 'silly' food from mcd will make us look silly.huhu...


9. Never, ever order anything from the kid’s menu.
No..no..no..the answer will be no..You want to send a signal to your date that she's involved with a man-child,no right?Milk is also another thing u should not be ordering on a date.It's like screaming out "Mummy2, can you read me a story book tonight?".You're a grown man...So please eat like one!!


8. Simple and boring dessert...
Take vanilla ice-cream for an example...There's nothing wrong with eating vanilla ice-cream on a date..but you're giving the sign that you are boring, simple, cheap, poor and playing safe.So yeah..Eating corn on a date...simple and cheap...and without u noticing,the skin of a corn kernel got stuck between your teeth..nasty...You should indulge urself with something good, take risks and enjoy the finer things in life.Yeah babeyh!!!


7. Deep fried "fatty" or boiled processed food
Don't we all just love nuggets and sausages..But please...please..don't order these on ur date.. Fish sticks,nuggets and sausages are the weapon of a mother with a finicky child.You're not one are u?So do order proper food instead.


6. "Battle of the exoskeleton bones" kind of food
Food namely lobster,crabs and prawns are the kind of food you should avoid when it comes to dating.You'll have high chance of looking like a loser if you can’t crack the food open.If u have to fight a food just to get the taste of it,u better do it some other time."Please don't try this on a date, guys".An important message from the Love Guru..eh tertibe.Always go for something that is easier to eat.You'll go out leaving the restaurant clean,stainless and neat.


5. Food that make multitasking during a meal impossible.
Subway sandwiches for example...try holding and eating the sandwich without dropping a lettuce,tomato,olives,cucumber just to name a few.That was just talking about vegies,wut about sauces..Omg.How are u going to create a conversation with your date when you are focusing too much on your food..Nak control macho xnak jatuhkan makanan and comotkan mulut.Or when you're eating satay,you'll be extra careful not to poke urself with the satay stick..Your eye will be on the satay,not on ur date...dah x eye to eye...hish...



4. Food with smell that won't go off even after numerous mouthwash
Food with onions, garlic, stinky cheese and chilli are the kind of food u might wanna leave out from ur date menu. Any dish prepared with onion and garlic is a complete big no-no on a date.Bad breath can put off anybody..You would not want to blast your date with a smelly-dragon breath,do you?



3. The normal three course dinner is never enuff...Appetiser...Main Course..Main Course...Main Course again...Dessert...fuh...bloated
Don't order more than what you can eat..Even if you could,don't order more than your date.It is just awkward.How can your eat unawkwardly when your date is staring at you blindly while you're eating.Don't be greedy..don't show off..just don't order too much..U don't want to gain 3 kg in one night right?In my case..I want..I want..underweight kot...



2. Green Stuff...Salad..Salad...just simply Salad...
Ewww...no offence to the vegetarian...but just salad?Truly awkward,definitely spells out boring,simple,cheap and poor.Konon on diet la kan...as if!!!Your date is munching away lamb chop and you're sitting there pathetically eating salad...sigh...




1. Food that eats most of your weekly allowance...a big chunk of ur allowance...huhu
"I would like to order Lobster Bisque with pommes de terre au caviar for dessert"Kaw hengat kaw kaya...Nak sebut pown dah terbelit lidah.Expensive ingredients such as truffles,lobster and caviar are such a waste of money and giving out the wrong message...Either you're trying to show off and being a braggart or you're just plain stupid..If you're ordering these kind of food for a date, you better be dating royalty.These delicacies are damn expensive.Cekik darah kata orang melayu. Konon expensive food depicts a luxurious lifestyle,a man of a good taste who enjoys the finer things in life and go for quality things...You're totally wrong!!!


So now that you've known the ten top things you should not order on a date,take my advise...plan ur date well...think carefully before making a decision...You are what you eat..Don't give out bad impressions...Last but not least...just go with the flow...remember this and u'll be fine...Hamalaimalaimalai...

41 comments:

Matt said...

sangat berguna buat sume.. macam "how to pick the right meal while dating for dummies" la kan~~

Babaroga said...

wahhhh mcm sifu date la kan. haha it reminds me bila pergi date dulu :">

selaluuuuuuu pergi kfc, atau siap makan burger tepi jalan hahaha. mcd is one choice to and oh subway. :P

lepas tu selalu gak kalau ade comot ke ape, selamber jek tegur ala ngade gile nak bajet2 depan date. pastu kawen xmalu kentut depan2 HAHAHA

-emira kesten

Nabil Aizat Abdul Rahman said...

to Matt:
Haha..tu la pasal..nasib x letak tajuk tu..kang xde sape nak baca..

to Kesten:
Ish2..Kentut tu paling la kan..haha...kalau date tu selamba n sempoi gak x kisah pown nak makan ape..yg penting hati tu ikhlas kan...

Nadira said...

nabil terima kasih atas gmbr2 yg membuat saya kelaparan pada jam 3am ni.. wah post ni mcm dia dr love kan hehehe

fazlisa rohali said...

hahaha good post dude.
so, u suggest what meal??
wht if, bwk dtg umah, mkn mama masak?
hahaha then, its healthy, super duper clean guarantee..
is it?

Wanoy said...

teringat aku kita go date kat Subaway malam-malam lepas tuh kau control tak nak bagi vegie semua jatuh. Rinduu :(

syukrina18 said...

Salam & hi,
Anyway im ur silent reader but n0w.. I am n0t!! Disebabkan tips awak ni, beranikan dirilah juga post c0mment!! Hahaha..
Mungkin tips ne menjadi for the 1st date till 10th..hee..lepas tu dah tak tahan guna tips ne kot..lantak aje lah.. Hee!
Ok, have a pleasent weekend nabeyl.

Nabil Aizat Abdul Rahman said...

to nad:
Hehe..blog ni kan penuh ngan gambar makanan..spt biasa..tertibe terasa nak jadi Dr Love kejup...Mariska Hargitay!!

to fazlisa:
Yeah2..tu paling hebat..tapi kalau first date dah bawak balik rumah..melampau gak kan..Go for a decent dinner..x perlu mahal dan jgn murah sngt..kalau bleh go to a restaurant of her favorites..lagi teruja..

to wanoy:
Tsk...wanoy...rindu banget...aku tulis part subway tu aku teringat kaw weih...hehe..lama kan aku simpan post ni...akhirnya.

to syukrina:
Haha..guna la tips ini dgn gigih ye..thanx for having the courage to comment..rajin la comment yeah..You too..have a wonderful weekend.

Abir Abhar said...

WAh3...
abang nabil bagi tips lah!!
agaga..
macam expert laa..

*perlu ke gambar first tu?
haha

Shikin Hambali said...

takleh nak concentrate u tulis ape, asyik tgk food, pastu lepas dah perasan i was glazing, try bace, but kenottt.
gamba makanan melemahkan aku.

Nabil Aizat Abdul Rahman said...

to abir abhar:
Haha..abg nabil..tertua plak dah...xde la..semua gambar makanan je..gambar first kena la muka tuan punya blog kan..tgh perubahan muka terus...gambar last rambut kembang menjadi pojaan hatiku..

to Shikin:
Haha..yeah..meleleh kot tgk gambar tu..u copy post tu letak kat microsoft word..pastu delete satu2 gambar..hehe..gigih plak kan

Shikin Hambali said...

!!! takde kejenye hahaha

Ayahanda a.k.a Pak Su Man said...

Haha....Aya dulu date ngan chocolate hacks, 2 sweets for 10 sen, share sorang satu... Maklum ler daily allowance hanya 15 sen a day. Kena save 5 days baru dapat kumpul 25 sen...!!

But I would chose #2 as entree & #6 as the main dish..... my favourite la... 2 kilos of ketam, or 1 kilo of udang....mmmmm.... best!!

Interesting post, enjoyed it VM anak ku.

chokio_nia said...

nice tips..but i cant avoid d temptation 2 eat lobster..owh2..sedap..=)

mel. said...

cute post.
;)

Nabil Aizat Abdul Rahman said...

to ayah:
Haha...nak gak bagitau time dulu kala kan..ketam..rindu2...jom gi seafood..hehe

to chokio:
Tahu xpe..eh..i x pernah rasa kot lobster..tsk2..

to mel:
Thanx mel...see the leg la..haha

fazlisa rohali said...

hahaha
if my bf bring me to hs home juz to eat hs mom cooking, i larik dlu.
*winks

ADEK said...

hahaha, funny and entertaining post. i like. keep it up!

Macham Iz Punye said...

oh ini yang semangat gile kau nak postkan itu kaan?

famy said...

those foods are delicious, but u'll feel guilty after having it, calorifically speaking... hahaa...

Nabil Aizat Abdul Rahman said...

to fazlisa:
Haha..takot nak jumpa bakal mak mentua ek...xpe2...apa kata awak yg bawak bf gi rumah makan masakan mak..hehe

To adek:
Hey thanx...im glad that u like it..

to Iz:
Yeah babe..inilah post yg dinanti2..konon je

likha said...

i like the pic of u yg byk2 2..perubahan fesyen rmbt gitu..

budleee said...

ni sapa tulis articles nih..

so what does the author propse us to eat??

i dunno lah.. i think the author yang tulis article ini sangat2 plastic and fake on a date..

or loaded really..

oh well, take what we can, reject the rest :)

(^_^) Hani Hilman (^_^) said...

salam nabil...
er..
ke nabeyl?
memane je la...
just nak ckp diz blog is...
uh....
sila ambil ini dan tempekkan di blog ye...
sekian...
:p

http://hanihilman.blogspot.com/2009/10/award-untuk-blogger-best.html

Nabil Aizat Abdul Rahman said...

to likha:
Haha.yeah..

to budlee:
Well I wrote the post with the help of the article that i found in the newspaper.It is up to the individual to follow or not..not a matter of being a fake or hypocrite.This is a way to impress ur date or to have a pleasant dinner on a date.Nape plak loaded?These are the don'ts on a date.You dont have to go to fancy restaurants to have a nice date...Avoid those kind of food...and you'll be fine..tapi kalau date pown sempoi..slambe jerla..no harm pown.

To Hani:
Owh thanx..how sweet of you

Anonymous said...

uihh.. mcam sume benda x ble makan je..

ira amira said...

nabil..bes entry!..=p

Fify Hunny said...

hahah. habistu ape yg boleh makan>>>

Nabil Aizat Abdul Rahman said...

to anonymous and fify:
Haha...ada je benda bleh makan...x perlu pown ikut benda ni..avoid kalau nak control takut termalukan diri...kalau terer jaga tertibe..makan x jatuhkan..bleh bukak ketam lobster semua..bantai je...post ni pown base on diri sendiri gak..hehe...next time nabil post pasal ape yg patut makan k on a date...sebab skang busy skit..

to ira:
Thanx..hehe..enjoy.

y_awy said...

huhuhu.. klu org dah suka kat kita, apa2 gaya mkn pun, comel je... mcm u lah..he.ehee. :P

mrs camillo said...

inchik nabil..

*inchik abir tu lagi tue dari anda, haha.. mampu dy panggil kamu abang*

okeh, saya org tue jugak.

weeeee.... nak ajak kamu vote untuk saya. :)

terima kasih. :)

najihah. said...

wow.

syukrina othman said...

hi nabeyl salam..
ayah awak sungguh cool, blog dia pun cool, awak suruh lah ayah awak update dengan gigih blog dia!! hehehe..

"thanx for having the courage to comment"

nah..sekarang dah ada courage pun..

Nabil Aizat Abdul Rahman said...

to y-awy:
Huhu.yeah..betul2..manade comel..

to mrs.camillo:
Haha..tu lar incik abhar tu...x sedar diri..hehe...okie2..nanti saya vote.

to najihah:
ape yg wow nye najihah..

to syukrina:
Baguih2 dah ada courage..hehe..bapak i xde keja kat umah mmg semua online programme dia nak join...akan suruh dia lebey gigih update..

Ms Clumsy~ said...

comel ini post!n i agreed wit all ur suggestion..
tp mcm i..normally..1st date..kuar juz for borak2..kalo mkn pn...mmg mkn simple2...mcm FrIes..da 2nd..3rd date...br mkn lamb chop..lol

Nabil Aizat Abdul Rahman said...

to ms clumsy:
Thanx..huhu..betul gak..first date nak berkenalan dulu..makan x penting...dah tu baru gi makan best2 kan..

Gazy Jong said...

I thought it's an introduction of Malaysian foodstyle and i was like... lmao =) What an interesting post... haha... *thumb up*

Nabil Aizat Abdul Rahman said...

to ms clumsy:
thanx ms clumsy..hehe.sorry lama x reply comment ni..baru kot nak bukak post ni balik..huhu..

to Gazy:
Haha..thank you so much..appreciate it lots..

♥ zoe ana ♥ said...

aloh btul2 mcm2 je yang patut dielakkan sbb nanti memalukan diri je, tambah2 yang mcd tu! i TOTALLY agree.but senang2 date takpyh ajak makan, pegi gym, exercise, sihat je :D

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Nabil Aizat Abdul Rahman said...

to zoe:
Haha..not a bad idea...xde malu2 comot ke ape kan..

to norman:
thanx norman..i'm glad that u like it..keep in touch k...