Disaster Dish on a Date!!!

Well2...this should be an interesting post...I read about this article entitled "Don't Order That!" in the newspaper,Malaysian Today like ages ago.I've been wanting to write on this post for quite sometime but didn't get the opportunity to do so...Huhu..So here it comes...

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DISASTER DISH ON A DATE

Have you ever wonder when suddenly in the middle of a date, your date looks at you and gives you this lovely sweet smile(You think she's giving you a sign that she loves you), or she chuckles(You think she thinks you're cute) or when she gives you the goofy look(you think she's just fooling around to get your attention). Boy oh boy,you might be getting the wrong message here...

In reality,she is disgusted by covering it up with a smirk.Turns out to be,you have a chili on your teeth.Howoe, how embarrassing...You know guys, on a date,the girl will be taking notice of everything, our dressing, how much hair gel we put on,our facial appearance(clean shaved or rugged look) and not forgetting what kind of food we eat and how we eat it.Girls girls...always focusing on the most inconspicuous details.Sigh...

I won't be talking generally on what a guy should or should not do for an ideal date.Instead, I would like to focus on what a guy should not order on a date..What a person order on a date can determine whether the date will end in a catastrophe or a success.Like seriously....

So sit back and relax...let me enlighten you all with the TOP 10 food faux pas you all might have never imagined.These food faux pas might give off negative impressions of being a cheapskate, a braggart, a person without proper etiquette or just simply of disgusting habits...

Countdown jom!!!

10. Food coming out from Mcd's kitchen

You have got to be kidding me to even think of going on a date at Mcd.Please don't get urself tagged with the word cheapskate and not romantic.Not only that,the food we eat at mcd is not healthy,plus eating 'silly' food from mcd will make us look silly.huhu...

9. Never, ever order anything from the kid’s menu.

No..no..no..the answer will be no..You want to send a signal to your date that she's involved with a man-child,no right?Milk is also another thing u should not be ordering on a date.It's like screaming out "Mummy2, can you read me a story book tonight?".You're a grown man...So please eat like one!!

8. Simple and boring dessert...

Take vanilla ice-cream for an example...There's nothing wrong with eating vanilla ice-cream on a date..but you're giving the sign that you are boring, simple, cheap, poor and playing safe.So yeah..Eating corn on a date...simple and cheap...and without u noticing,the skin of a corn kernel got stuck between your teeth..nasty...You should indulge urself with something good, take risks and enjoy the finer things in life.Yeah babeyh!!!

7. Deep fried "fatty" or boiled processed food

Don't we all just love nuggets and sausages..But please...please..don't order these on ur date.. Fish sticks,nuggets and sausages are the weapon of a mother with a finicky child.You're not one are u?So do order proper food instead.

6. "Battle of the exoskeleton bones" kind of food

Food namely lobster,crabs and prawns are the kind of food you should avoid when it comes to dating.You'll have high chance of looking like a loser if you can’t crack the food open.If u have to fight a food just to get the taste of it,u better do it some other time."Please don't try this on a date, guys".An important message from the Love Guru..eh tertibe.Always go for something that is easier to eat.You'll go out leaving the restaurant clean,stainless and neat.

5. Food that make multitasking during a meal impossible.

Subway sandwiches for example...try holding and eating the sandwich without dropping a lettuce,tomato,olives,cucumber just to name a few.That was just talking about vegies,wut about sauces..Omg.How are u going to create a conversation with your date when you are focusing too much on your food..Nak control macho xnak jatuhkan makanan and comotkan mulut.Or when you're eating satay,you'll be extra careful not to poke urself with the satay stick..Your eye will be on the satay,not on ur date...dah x eye to eye...hish...

4. Food with smell that won't go off even after numerous mouthwash

Food with onions, garlic, stinky cheese and chilli are the kind of food u might wanna leave out from ur date menu. Any dish prepared with onion and garlic is a complete big no-no on a date.Bad breath can put off anybody..You would not want to blast your date with a smelly-dragon breath,do you?

3. The normal three course dinner is never enuff...Appetiser...Main Course..Main Course...Main Course again...Dessert...fuh...bloated

Don't order more than what you can eat..Even if you could,don't order more than your date.It is just awkward.How can your eat unawkwardly when your date is staring at you blindly while you're eating.Don't be greedy..don't show off..just don't order too much..U don't want to gain 3 kg in one night right?In my case..I want..I want..underweight kot...

2. Green Stuff...Salad..Salad...just simply Salad...

Ewww...no offence to the vegetarian...but just salad?Truly awkward,definitely spells out boring,simple,cheap and poor.Konon on diet la kan...as if!!!Your date is munching away lamb chop and you're sitting there pathetically eating salad...sigh...

1. Food that eats most of your weekly allowance...a big chunk of ur allowance...huhu

"I would like to order Lobster Bisque with pommes de terre au caviar for dessert"Kaw hengat kaw kaya...Nak sebut pown dah terbelit lidah.Expensive ingredients such as truffles,lobster and caviar are such a waste of money and giving out the wrong message...Either you're trying to show off and being a braggart or you're just plain stupid..If you're ordering these kind of food for a date, you better be dating royalty.These delicacies are damn expensive.Cekik darah kata orang melayu. Konon expensive food depicts a luxurious lifestyle,a man of a good taste who enjoys the finer things in life and go for quality things...You're totally wrong!!!

So now that you've known the ten top things you should not order on a date,take my advise...plan ur date well...think carefully before making a decision...You are what you eat..Don't give out bad impressions...Last but not least...just go with the flow...remember this and u'll be fine...Hamalaimalaimalai...